Musician, Writer, and Photographer
Are you one of the many people still wallowing in choler over how the last season of Game of Thrones went down? Are you still saying it “came out of nowhere”? Are you still upset at how your show dropped the ball and let you down? Well, this actually says a lot about you because …
When it comes to cocktails, you’ve got your classics: the Manhattan, the Martini, the CocoCocaCola. Some cocktails are even named after real people, be it the creator or the muse for the drink: you’ve got your Tom Collins, a refreshing gin-based drink with lemon juice, sugar syrup, and carbonated water; there’s a Rob Roy, a sophisticated whisky and vermouth beverage which is based on Rob Roy MacGregor. And now we have the Ilhan Omar, a bitter, gritty experience, Campari based and served over a bed or dull-edged rocks and coarse sand, finished with dash of acerbic coffee grounds with a wrapped napkin to garnish.
Baton Rouge’s current downward spiral is based on a decision that has shifted us into the wrong direction; it’s based on a philosophy with implications that can be observed in gradual excess with each passing day. I have been told—and this has been made abundantly clear to me from several sources—that the Governor of Louisiana has specifically requested the Chief of Police to decrease police presence, to leave the homeless alone, and to massively limit police patrols.
Have you ever dreamed of dying in a remote location, only to be found six weeks later by some random jogger and their dog?Well, Cortana Mall is the place for you, friend.
I used to be a huge Harry Potter fan. Huge. I’ve read through all the books several times while drinking my own brew of butterbeer; I’ve seen all the movies countess times while playing my Harry Potter drinking game (take a shot every time Draco annoys me or when Emma Watson overacts); I even wrote …
I’ve been seeing an uncomfortable amount of people losing the thread of what it is to be an adult these days. Have you noticed that more and more people are going to the movie theater with their favorite pillow, blankey, towel, and/or teddy bear? Seriously, people are doing this now. This upcoming generation is so …
There’s the old expression “if I knew then what I know now,” meaning, if I could just go back in time and slap myself for being so stupid because I’m so smart today. With that being said, yes, this is going to be a piece on what budding musicians should know as they’re coming up. …
If you’ve ever wanted to go through a flood, I would suggest thinking up a different activity to take up your time. As it turns out, 99 times out of 100 it won’t be up to you anyway (always drip those faucets during winter). However, if you do happen to be at the bum end …
My cellphone rang at 7am, Saturday morning. I was still asleep from a full day of working eight hours at my day job and then working until midnight at my night job as a bartender. It was my dad on the phone and he was telling me that my sister’s house was getting water in …
It’s easy to say that you’re going to do something. It’s another thing to actually do it. With all the talk about how to make America great again, I’ve actually spelled out the way to do it–and in only three easy steps.
